MONDAY MEETING IN PANIC MODE

Everyone is on high alert. The coffee machine is on the fritz, and the conference room is on the verge of a full-blown panic attack.

Objective: Develop a comprehensive plan to reboot the coffee machine and restore order to the office.

Step 1: Identify the root cause of the coffee machine's malfunction.

Proceed to Step 2: Gather a team of experts to troubleshoot the coffee machine

Or, if you're feeling extra brave, go directly to Step 3: Sacrifice a colleague for the greater good

(Note: Sacrificing a colleague may not actually be necessary, but it's always a good idea to have a Plan B, right?)

Remember, the fate of the office hangs in the balance.

Sacrifice a colleague