Monday Project Planning: Action Items for the Ages

3:00 PM - Optional but Not Really

Here are the action items we need to tackle this Monday:

• Finish the report that's been pending since the last meeting, but only if you really have to.
• Send a reminder to the team about the deadline for the Johnson report, because apparently, nobody remembers anything anymore.
• Order more pens for the break room, because who doesn't love a good pen?
• Meet with the client to discuss their "vision" for the project, which is basically just their "we're going to change everything last minute" vision.

Also, don't forget to grab a coffee from the break room, it's free.