Meeting for the Purposefully Vague

Agenda for a meeting that will accomplish nothing, but sounds impressive on a resume.

1. Discuss the meaning of life, but only in general terms.

  1. Explore the concept of purpose, but don't actually find any.
  2. Debate the merits of existentialism, but don't take notes.
  3. Determine the best way to procrastinate while appearing productive.
Subpages for the Chronologically Challenged Minutes of Insignificant Discussions

Remember: the goal of this meeting is to not actually accomplish anything. Please do not take this meeting seriously.

Disclaimer: Side effects may include: boredom, confusion, and the strong urge to check email.