Meetings of the Unwilling

Meeting 1: Example Use Cases

This meeting was a disaster. We tried to discuss our new coffee machine, but it was a mess.

• Why did the coffee machine break down?
• Who ate the last donut?
• Why is the ceiling tile collection still a thing?

Accidentally Accusing the Coffee Machine

It turns out, the coffee machine was just a scapegoat for our team's lack of productivity.

• Investigate the real culprit (hint: it's in the break room)
• Call in a specialist to fix the coffee machine (again)
• Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO about the real issues