Present: @Pretzel, @SnackMaster, @Breadwinner
Agenda: Pretzel Taste Test, Happiness Survey, Snack Food Ordering System (SFOS) Update
Pretzel: "I've been eating pretzels for 3 days straight. I'm starting to think they're sentient."
SnackMaster: "That's not possible, @Pretzel. You're clearly just experiencing the Pretzel Effect."
Breadwinner: "I've been crunching the numbers, and we need to order 4x more bread for the SFOS."
Next Meeting: Pretzel Happiness 2.0, same time, same place.