MTG 17: The Most Important Meeting of the Century

We're gathered here today because, let's be real, someone's coffee is probably going to run out soon and we need to address this emergency.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Coffee Consumption and Emergency Procedures
• Item 2: The Great Sock Debate (Are they really necessary? Really?)
• Item 3: The Importance of Proper Meeting Etiquette (i.e., don't touch the snacks)
• Item 4: The Secret Life of the Janitor

Please, do not attempt to leave without resolving these pressing issues. Your presence is required here.

Hyperlinks:

• Solutions to the Sock Conundrum
• Minutes from the Last Meeting (which, coincidentally, involved a similar coffee crisis)