Today, we're having a meeting about... taking a nap. Yes, you read that right. We're meeting to discuss napping. It's a pressing matter that requires our attention and collective expertise.
As you all know, our company's productivity has been slacking lately. We've been putting it off till last minute, and last minute has turned into never-minute. It's time we face the facts: our eyelids are heavy, our minds are blank, and our coffee machines are on the fritz.
So, let's get down to business! We'll discuss the following agenda: