Today's agenda will be a wild ride, folks. Bob from Accounting has a proposal that will revolutionize the way we do things around here. Or not.
Item 1: "The Infinite Coffee Machine" - a machine that will never run out of coffee, because why not?
Item 2: "The Flexible Work Hours Initiative" - because who needs a 9-to-5, really?
Item 3: "The Mandatory Friday Happy Hour" - because productivity is overrated.
Questions? Concerns? Discuss in comments
Next Meeting: Meeting 18: The "Let's Get Real" Initiative