Underwater Base Jumping Mtg Agenda

Today's meeting will cover the finer points of base jumping off a 50-meter platform into the depths of the ocean.

Agenda Items:

• 9:00 - 9:15: Safety Briefing: "Don't die, you idiot."
• 9:15 - 10:00: Theoretical Physics of Water Resistance
• 10:00 - 10:30: Base Jumping Techniques: The Art of Not Getting Crushed

Subtopic 1: Advanced Water Exit Strategies

Subtopic 2: Dealing with the Psychological Trauma of Near-Death Experiences

Subtopic 3: The Ethics of Base Jumping in Front of Tourists