MEETING 3, MINUTE 3: WE'RE ALL GOING TO LOSE OUR MINDS

Attendee count: 12, sanity: -12

• Person A: We need to finish this project.
• Person B: I've been working on it for 5 minutes.
• Person C: That's not even a minute, that's not even a thought.
• Person A: I've been thinking about it for 5 minutes.
• Person B: Oh, you've been thinking about it.
• Person A: Yes, and I've come up with nothing.
• Person C: That's not nothing, that's just thoughts.
• Someone please just make a decision.

Decision: None

Next meeting: MEETING 3, MINUTE 4: WE'RE ALL GOING TO LOSE OUR MINDS EVEN HARDER