Today's meeting is a never-ending exercise in futility. Our team has been working tirelessly to achieve the impossible: making the quarterly report look exciting. But don't worry, we'll get it done... maybe.
| Agenda Item | Discussion | Outcome |
|---|---|---|
| 1. The Report | Is it exciting? | Maybe. |
| 2. The Future | Will it be bright? | Unlikely. |
| 3. The Coffee Machine | Is it fixed? | Still broken. |
Next meeting: never.
MTG-4-2 | MTG-4-3