MEETING PARTICIPANTS MUST WEAR NAME TAGS WITH THEIR PERSONALITY TRAITS PRINTED ON THEM
THE PERSON WITH THE MOST CREATIVE USE OF SAFETY PINS IN THEIR NAME TAG WILL BE AWARDED A FREE LUNCH
DISCUSSION TOPICS MUST BE PRESENTED IN ALL CAPS
WHENEVER A PERSON IS SPOKING, THEY MUST SAY "IN POINT OF FACT" AT LEAST ONCE
NO PERSON MAY LEAVE THE MEETING UNTIL THE MEETING HAS BEEN CONCLUDED
Rule 3: No Caffeine