Rule 4: The Art of Sarcasm

Any meeting that does not involve at least one backstabbing remark, a well-timed eye-roll, or a strategically placed "I'm shocked" face is considered a failed meeting.

Meetings are 90% pointless, 10% pointless with a hint of passive-aggressive snark.

Key Points

• At least one participant must be forced to wonder if they're being gaslighted.
• A "I'm shocked" face must be displayed at least once per meeting.
• A meeting that does not end with a passive-aggressive "Moving on" or "Next meeting, same time?" is not a true meeting.

Rule 4.5: Sarcasm is not just for the internet anymore