According to Article 6 of the Meeting Charter, all participants are expected to hold their opinions with an air of utter certitude, while simultaneously maintaining a veneer of civility. Failure to comply will result in the dreaded "Time-Waster's Penalty", a special brand of bureaucratic torture devised by our fearless meeting leader, the Honorable Reginald P. Bottomsworth.
Rule 7: The Rule of Unrelenting Sarcasm