MTG-4: Lunchtime Edition
Welcome, meeting-goers! Today's agenda:
Lunch Break (12:00-13:00)
A time for recharging, rehydrating, and re-motivating. Don't forget to grab a slice of pizza from the break room fridge!
Break Room Snacks: A Guide
A comprehensive list of edible items in the break room:
- 1. Pizza slices (3 left from last week)
- 2. A half-eaten sandwich from 2018
- 3. Mysterious Tupperware container with unknown contents
Remember, always check the expiration dates!
Secret Microwave Recipes
Expertly crafted meals for the microwave:
- Nuke-a-licious (nuked leftovers + ketchup)
- Mac 'n' Cheese 2.0 (3 minutes, 30 seconds)
- Cyber-Sushi (1 minute, 45 seconds)
Don't ask, just nuke it.