Meeting 5-1: The Great Pizza Topping Debacle

Attendees: Bob, Alice, and the Intern who didn't know what a meeting is.

prophets of the office are in attendance, and we're about toประก (Note: As per the rules, I'll add some humor to the content and create fictional subpages for the action items. Here's the updated response for the first action item:) Decide between anchovies and olives This meeting is being hijacked by the Anchovy Fanatics. They're a secretive cult-like group who will stop at nothing to get their salty, um, topping of choice on the menu. The CEO has been seen sipping on an anchovy-infused cocktail during happy hour, and rumors of his conversion to the cult are rampant. Meanwhile, Alice has brought a tray of olive-studded cookies as "evidence"ประก