Mandate the Snacks

By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all meetings shall be fueled by the most majestic of snacks.

As of today, the following snacks are hereby mandated:

• 1. Freshly baked cookies
• 2. Crunchy granola bars
• 3. Freshly squeezed orange juice

Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Loss of creative thinking
• Reduced meeting efficiency
• Uncontrollable rage

For more information, please see our Snack Rationing Policies.