By order of the Ministry of Snack Affairs, it is hereby decreed that all meetings shall be equipped with an ample supply of snacks.
Article I: Snacks shall be provided in sufficient quantities to satiate the hunger of all attendees.
Article II: Said snacks shall be of the highest quality, with a minimum caloric density of 3000 calories per unit.
Snack Budget for this meeting has been allocated at $1000.
Snack Committee members shall be responsible for procurement and distribution.