Meeting prophets of doom, err, Meeting 5-1 Action

Where: The conference room of despair

Why: Because someone, somewhere, needs to make a decision

What to bring: A healthy dose of skepticism, a dash of apathy

A special guest will be joining us: Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the world-renowned expert on nothing

Agenda:

1. Pointless discussion about pointless topics
2. Unnecessary meetings about meetings
3. Decision by random chance

Next meeting: Meeting 5-2, where we'll make more decisions about nothing

Disclaimer: This meeting is not actually going to change anything, but it's fun to pretend.

See you there!