Meeting 5-1 Agenda - The Most Underwhelming Experience

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 - Arrival of the Coffee Machine, which will be the only thing that gets you going
• 9:15 - Discussion of last week's meeting, which was a real blast from the past (yay)
• 9:30 - The Great Presentation Debacle: Where we try to explain the new project in 10 minutes or less
• 10:00 - Coffee Break, because we forgot to schedule it
• 10:15 - The Never-Ending Discussion of Who's Turn it Is to Talk, where everyone has the floor
• 11:00 - Lunch, because we're all secretly starving
• 11:30 - More of the same, because why stop now?
• 12:00 - Conclusion and Dismissal, where we all pretend to have accomplished something

Action Items:

• Someone please turn off the coffee machine
• The person who ate the last donut owes someone