Agenda for the Meeting of the 5th Circle of Illuminated Elders
Sub Agenda 1.1: The Quest for More Coffee
Presented by: The Great and Powerful, The Coffee King
Objective: To acquire more coffee, because we can never have too much.
Proposals for discussion:
- Buying 1000 pounds of coffee beans
- Installing a coffee IV drip in the conference room
- Replacing the water cooler with a coffee machine
Sub Agenda 1.1.1: The Great Coffee Heist
Presented by: The Coffee King's Apprentice
Objective: To steal the world's most expensive coffee blend from the evil Coffee Cartel.
Proposals for discussion:
- Hiring a team of expert coffee thieves
- Developing a plan to disable the Cartel's security system
- Using our vast resources to bribe the Cartel's guards