Due to the existential dread of discussing actual topics, we're taking a 15-minute break to stare at each other in silence.
During this time, please contemplate the meaninglessness of it all and question the very purpose of our existence.
Please do not attempt to make small talk. We are all here for the same reason: to avoid the horrors of the actual agenda.
Hyperlink to Philosophical Ramblings for further existential crisis management.