MTG-5-1: The Most Epic Meeting Ever Held

Welcome, esteemed members of MTG-5-1. Today's meeting will be a thrilling experience, full of action items and passive-aggressive eye-rolling.

Key Takeaways:

• Our team's caffeine intake has been steadily increasing, but productivity has not.
• The copier in the break room is still on the fritz.
• The vending machine dispenses an unsettling amount of Tang.

Minutes of Yesterday's Meeting are available for your review. Action Items will be discussed at the next meeting. Don't forget to bring your A-game (and a healthy dose of skepticism).