DECISION #1: Buy more staplers

Reason: We really, really like staplers. We just really, really do.

DECISION #2: Install a foosball table in the break room

Reason: Because, priorities.

DECISION #3: Have a meeting to decide on more decisions

Reason: Because, meetings.

DECISION #4: Decide on a color scheme for the office

Reason: Because, we're fancy like that.

DECISION #5: Fire the intern

Reason: Because, priorities.