Advanced Procrastination Techniques

As a renowned expert in the field of Extreme Procrastination, we have compiled the following list of techniques to help you put off the inevitable:

1. Doodle Math: Calculate pi to 10,000 digits
2. The Art of Extreme Window Shopping
3. Create a to-do list for 20 minutes, then delete it
4. Practice the ancient art of "Just 5 minutes more"
5. The Procrastination Paradox: Work on a different project