MTG 5-10: The Most Important Meeting Ever

9:00 AM - Arrival of Coffee
9:05 AM - Introduction to the Agenda
9:10 AM - The Most Important Point of the Meeting
9:20 AM - Bureaucratic Red Tape
10:00 AM - Snack Break (Donuts and Pastries)
10:15 AM - The Point Where Everyone Loses Interest
12:00 PM - Lunch Break (Pizza and Cans of Soda)
1:00 PM - Conclusion and Handouts

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View Appendices for this Meeting

Remember, this meeting is very important, so make sure to take notes.

Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face.

And, as always, bring your own lunch. We're trying to cut costs.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Will we be having more free donuts?
R: Unfortunately, no.
Q: Can we have a nap room?
R: No, we're trying to keep the meeting productive.
Q: Is the meeting on Fridays?
R: Only in our dreams.