Today's agenda is shrouded in mystery and intrigue. We will discuss the case of the missing donuts from the break room. Reports indicate that they were last seen near the vending machine, but our top investigators have uncovered some suspicious activity near the coffee machine.
Read the full investigation into Donut-Gate
Next on the agenda, we will be reviewing the company's policy on microwaving fish in the break room.
View the fishy business policy
And if time permits, we will discuss the rumors of a secret ninja training program in the supply closet.
Read the classified reports on ninja activity
Meeting adjourned.