Meeting Minutes: Mtg 5-10
Why I Need a Laptop for the Emails
I, [Your Name], am requesting a laptop for the following reasons:
- My current phone is a distraction-filled, soul-sucking vortex of doom.
- I need to email my mom, and my current laptop-free state is causing me undue stress.
- I'm secretly a professional cat video game player, and I need the laptop for research purposes.
Warning: excessive laptop use may lead to:
- Spinal strain from hunching over in meetings.
- Unhealthy levels of caffeine consumption.
- Spontaneous combustion (just kidding, but seriously, please don't try that).
Other meeting attendees may also use this laptop, but I'm the only one who really needs it. [Your Name] will make sure to keep the laptop in pristine condition, with a 99% chance of not using it for personal reasons.