Why I Need a Laptop

It's 8:45 AM and the meeting has been going on for 3 hours, 45 minutes, and 12 seconds. My brain is numb, and my notes are a jumbled mess of scribbles and hieroglyphics.

I need a laptop to:

• Write "I'm sorry, I'm not sure what that is" 17 times on the whiteboard.
• Google "what is a meeting agenda" for the 5th time today.
• Send an email to my mom asking for help with the cat.

Minutes: Because I Wasn't Paying Attention Decisions: Who Ate All the Cupcakes