It's 2023, and we're still having meetings. Because, you know,_goals. And, let's be real, who needs productivity when we could just be on Twitter?
1. Introduce ourselves and pretend we're all friends
2. Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything
3. Eat free donuts
4. Debate the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping
5. The truth is out there (or is it?)
Remember, folks, this meeting is a judgment-free zone... unless you're wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Then you're just asking for it.
See you all at the next meeting! (Or, like, maybe just email it)