Meeting Minutes - 5-17

Action 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

It was 8:45 AM. The meeting had been going on for 17 minutes. Someone had to take action.

John, the resident donut connoisseur, was tasked with investigating the disappearance of the donuts from the conference table.

• John: "I have found the culprit."
• Jim: "Who was it?"
• John: "The intern."
• Jim: "But I thought we had fired the intern last week."
• John: "We did."
• Jim: "Then... how?"
• John: "I have no idea."
• Jim: "This is why we can't have nice things."

Further investigation revealed that the missing donuts had been replaced with a plate of "World's Okayest Dad" cookies.

A motion was made to rehire the intern, but it was voted down.

Next item on the agenda: Action 2 - The Inflatable Chair Saga.

Action 2: The Inflatable Chair Saga