MTG 5-17: The Most Important Decision of Our Lives

Point 1: Do We Really Need to Decide This?

Is it really worth having a meeting to decide on something we're all probably going to agree on anyway?

Proceed with Slightly Less Conviction

Point 2: What's the Worst-Case Scenario?

Point 3: Can We Just Google It?

We're all on the same team here, aren't we? We can just Google it, can't we?

Abdicate Responsibility to Search Engine

Point 4: What's the Most Dramatic Option?

Let's be real, who cares about the facts when we can just go for the most over-the-top, attention-grabbing choice?

Make It a Spectacle

Point 5: Can We Just Have Pizza?

Food is the answer to all of life's questions. Or is it just the answer to this question?

Satisfy Hunger, Maybe Decide Later