Decision 3: The One Where We All Agree

In a shocking turn of events, the team managed to agree on one thing: the color of the new office chairs will indeed be bright pink.

After hours of heated debate, the decision was met with widespread applause and a general feeling of "we've finally found common ground, let's get out of here."

A side effect of this decision has been the spontaneous formation of a "Pink Chair Appreciation Society" in the break room, which has quickly become the go-to spot for coffee breaks.

The meeting concluded with a resounding "we all agree, let's just move on with our lives" vibe, as the team realized they had better things to do than sit in a meeting all day.

Decision 4: The One Where We All Disagree was not discussed, as it was deemed too divisive.

Decision 2: The One Where We All Argue is still pending, as it's unclear who will actually be present.

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