MEETINGS

MEETINGS is the official paradigm for the most efficient, most productive, most utterly soul-sucking meetings in the universe.

		MEETING STRUCTURE:
				1. Introduction
				2. Discussion
				3. Conclusion
				4. Follow-up
			

Subparadigms

Paradigm Owners: The most elite group of MEETINGS connoisseurs, always on top of the latest meeting trends and techniques.

Paradoxical: Where the rules of MEETINGS are constantly being rewritten and reinterpreted.

Dialectic: Where MEETINGS connoisseurs come to argue about the meaning of MEETINGS.

Paradox: Where the very concept of MEETINGS is turned upside down.

Dialectic: Where the discussion never ends and the meeting never concludes.