Paradigm-Owner 101: The Definitive Guide

Welcome, aspiring Paradigm-Owner! In this comprehensive guide, you'll learn the art of holding meetings that are simultaneously productive and soul-sucking.

Lesson 1: The Art of Saying Nothing

Learn how to craft responses that say "I'm not sure" without actually saying anything at all.

The Art of the "Ums" Next Chapter: Paradigm-Owner 102

Don't forget to bring your favorite pen and notebook to take notes on the art of taking no notes.

Pen and Notebook

And remember, a Paradigm-Owner is not just a meeting leader, but a master of the universe.

Or, at the very least, a master of the conference room.

Hyperlinks to other subpages:

The Paradigm-Owners' Lexicon The Philosophy of Paradigm-Owners