Paradise Facilities: Action Items 3

Welcome to Paradise Facilities, the premier destination for relaxation and entertainment in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Meetings.

Here are the next 3 action items for your consideration:

Deploy more beige cubicles to further confuse the already-dimly lit conference room.
Install a foosball table in the break room to boost morale (or distract from the impending doom).
Provide complimentary participation trophies for all attendees who show up late to meetings.