MTG-5.2: Paradise Facilities

Facility 1: Inflatable Island

The meeting was called to discuss the feasibility of turning the island into a giant hamster wheel.

• Inflatable Island: Meeting Minutes
• Paradise Facilities Committee

Facility 2: The Great Wall of Spam

A 10ft high wall of canned goods, designed to deter unwanted visitors.

• The Great Wall of Spam: Meeting Minutes
• Spam Management Committee

Facility 3: The Infinite Pools of Procrastination

A series of bottomless pits filled with water, designed to keep the team from getting anything done.

• Infinite Pools of Procrastination: Meeting Minutes
• Procrastination Reduction Committee

Facility 4: The Never-Ending Meeting Room

A room with no exits, where meetings never end and attendees never leave.

• Never-Ending Meeting Room: Meeting Minutes
• Meeting Never Ends Committee

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