Our state-of-the-art conference facilities are guaranteed to leave you feeling... well, not exactly rejuvenated, but at least mildly refreshed. Our expert staff will cater to your every meeting need, from coffee refills to PowerPoint presentations.
Accommodations
- We have 12 luxurious palm frond rooms, each with its own unique charm and slightly musty smell.
- Our rooms are equipped with the finest in 80s decor and a hint of mildew.
- Don't worry, we have a strict "no-smell- policy" in place, but let's be real, it's a tropical island, what can we do?
We also offer a range of amenities to ensure you never have to leave the premises:
- A pool that's 3/4 full, but still has that certain je ne sais quoi.
- A bar that's always closed, but we'll make you an exception if you promise to buy us a round of margaritas.
- A gift shop that's just a bunch of old junk we found on the beach.