Minutes from the meeting that never ends:
1:00:00 - Meeting started. 3 people showed up, including Bob from HR, who was late because he got lost in the parking garage.
1:05:00 - The meeting's objective was to discuss the Smith account, which was a complete disaster. John from Sales tried to spin it as a 'learning opportunity', but nobody bought it.
1:15:00 - Bob from HR asked if we could have a 'brainstorming session', which was just a nice way of saying 'let's all stare at each other in silence for 20 minutes while we wait for someone to say something'