MTG 5-4 Meeting Minutes - The Rationale

Present:

• John Doe, CEO
• Jane Smith, CTO
• Bob Johnson, CIO

Objective:

We, the esteemed members of MTG 5-4, gathered to discuss the rationale for our impending takeover of the world.

Rationale:

1. We must take over the world because it's the only way to achieve global unity through a single, all-encompassing bureaucratic entity.
2. Think of the efficiency gains! No more borders, no more wars, just a single, well-oiled machine.
3. We can impose a uniform font size and style on every website and document, because who needs personal taste and preference?
4. And let's be real, have you seen the state of global politics lately? Someone's gotta bring order to the chaos.

Decisions:

• We will begin by acquiring a small island nation.
• We will establish a strict, one-world-government style regime.
• We will phase out all forms of creative expression.

Actions:

• John: Research island nations with suitable climates.
• Jane: Develop a plan for total control.
• Bob: Create a new font for the new world order.

Next Steps:

• We will reconvene in two weeks to discuss progress.
• We will have a meeting in the parking lot to discuss the finer points of our new world order.
• We will send a strongly worded letter to the UN, informing them of our intentions.

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned with a sense of purpose and foreboding.