As you may or may not know, MTG 5.4: The Sequel has been released, and with it comes the following side effects:
- Uncontrollable urges to buy more cards and create more decks
- Inability to focus on actual work and socialize with friends and family
- Increased risk of financial ruin due to the purchase of 1000+ cards
- Unexplained feelings of anxiety and paranoia when someone asks to play a game without warning
Don't worry, it's just side effects. We're sure it's not just the 1000+ cards you've spent on MTG 5.4.
Side Effects of Side Effects MTG 5.4 is a Disease