John: "We must question the nature of reality."
Jane: "I'm more concerned about the state of the coffee machine."
Bob: "Can we talk about something else, guys? I have a meeting to get back to."
“The only constant in life is the constant change of the meeting schedule.” - John Doe
“A good meeting is like a good pizza – it's all about the toppings.” - Jane Smith
“The best part of the meeting was when we took a break.” - Bob prophets (aka Bob Johnson)