Mtg 6-1/2: A Decree of Disarray

Decision 2-1: The Great Pizza Debate

It was decided that the office pizza order shall be a mix of pepperoni and mushroom, with a side of pineapple. Or maybe it's just the other way around. Nobody really knows.

Sub-Decision 2-1a: The Great Sauce Debate

The debate raged on for hours, with some arguing for marinara, others for alfredo, and a few for that weird blue cheese stuff. In the end, it was decided that we'll just use ketchup.

Decision 3-1: The Great Nap Time Debate

A heated discussion ensued about whether or not to take a 15-minute break to scroll through social media. It was decided that, yes, we will take a break, but only if we can use it as a team-building exercise.

Adjourn Appendix: Meeting Minutes A confused-looking manager in the background, with a whiteboard full of scribbled notes