Chapter 2: The Great "I'm Staying Awake During Meetings" Cookie
In this chapter, we explore the art of crafting the perfect cookie to keep you focused during those grueling meetings. With our patented "Meeting-Induced Coma" formula, you'll be the last one awake in the room.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of sugar
- 1/2 cup of coffee (decaf, duh)
- 1/4 cup of confusion (optional, but highly recommended)
Instructions:
- Mix sugar and coffee in a bowl.
- Add confusion to the mixture and stir clockwise for 7 times.
- Bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes or until the edges are slightly burnt.
Voila! Your Meeting-Induced Coma Cookies are ready. Eat one and you'll be the only one who cares.
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