MTG 10: Cake Coma Decadent Edition
Agenda for the Most Underwhelming Meeting of the Century
9:00 AM - 9:05 AM
Introduction of the Unnecessary
- Introduction of the Unnecessary by Mtg Kingpin, Cake-Coma.
- Discussion of the Unnecessary.
- Conclusion of the Unnecessary.
9:05 AM - 9:10 AM
Discussion of the Obvious
- Is it really necessary, though?
- Why are we even meeting about this?
9:10 AM - 9:15 AM
Coffee Break (or Panic Attack)
Proceed to Coffee Break
Panic and Flee to Safety
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM (or until we get tired of this)
Round-Robin of Unnecessary Details
- Person A: We can make it work.
- Person B: I don't see why we have to do it this way.
- Person C: I have a better idea.
- Person A: No, no, no.
- ...
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM
Conclusion of the Inconsequential
Meetings are the best, apparently.