The MTG 10 celebrations have come to an end, but the hangover is just beginning. Our team's attempts at being productive were foiled by too much cake and not enough sleep. Here's to our collective recovery:
It's a little-known fact that eating 10 pounds of cake in one sitting can induce a coma-like state. Our team's attempts at being productive were put to sleep by the sheer volume of frosting.
Read more about the Cake ComaJust when we thought all hope was lost, our team's productivity suddenly spiked, and we managed to accomplish 3% of what we originally set out to do. Go us!
Read more about our brief moment of triumphAnd that's it for MTG 10 celebrations. If you're still awake, congratulations! You've survived the aftermath.