Meeting 10: The Unproductive Meeting

Today's agenda: Discuss the same 3 ideas we've been discussing for the past hour.

Attendees: Bob, Jane, and John. (All of whom are secretly browsing cat videos on their phones.)

Objective: Procrastinate for 2 hours and call it "productive time."

Agenda Items:

• 1. The Importance of Procrastination
• 2. The Art of Doing Nothing
• 3. The Science of Boredom

Next Meeting: 2 days from now. Because who needs deadlines, anyway?

Related Pages:

• The Secret to Making Meetings Even Less Productive
• The History of Meetings: A Brief, Uninformative Summary