Today's meeting will be held on a trapeze artist's balance beam, to simulate a real-world work environment.

Agenda: "Survival of the Fittest" - A discussion on the merits of eating a live chicken to boost team morale.

Objective: To determine which departmental employee will be eaten first.

Minutes Meeting 12: "The Great Debate"

Unofficial meeting, not actually official.

Discussion on the best ways to sneak in some actual work while "attending" the official meeting.

Minutes Meeting 12: "The Great Debate"