Breakout Sessions: The Art of Not Caring

We're not really discussing the project, we're just here for the free coffee.

Our breakout sessions are not actually about breaking out, but rather about breaking down.

Session 1: The Art of Pretending to Listen

Where we pretend to care about everyone's ideas, while secretly counting down the minutes until lunch.

Join us in the art of feigning interest!

Pretend to Listen

Session 2: The Science of Not Making Eye Contact

Where we stare intently at our phones, while still managing to nod in unison with the group.

Discover the ancient art of not really looking at anyone!

Not Eye Contact