Meetings: The Multitasking Masterclass

Our company's patented method for maximizing meeting productivity involves using a browser-based learning approach.

It's simple: we open 17 tabs, each with a different agenda item. Then we switch between them rapidly, pretending to focus.

But don't just take our word for it:

A Step-by-Step Guide to Meeting Multitasking

1. Open tabs for each agenda item.
2. Assign a color to each tab (we like pink and yellow).
3. Switch between tabs at lightning speed.
4. Make occasional non-verbal affirmations to yourself, like 'Focus!'
5. Take breaks for snacks and coffee.

And that's it! Our method is sure to confuse your colleagues, impress your manager, and guarantee that you'll never truly understand what was discussed.

Our Practice for this technique involves actually using it in meetings, with varying degrees of success.

For more on our theory behind meeting multitasking, visit that link.